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[25 Nov 2006|05:16am]
WHAT I AM THANKFUL FOR:

Cocaine

XBox 360

Rieg Rodig

My Lord Jesus Christ

Niggers

Prada

Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagels

Board Games

9/11

Prada
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[12 Sep 2006|12:22am]
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.

Go to hell, W.
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[05 Jul 2006|06:56pm]
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[24 Jun 2006|04:42am]


Thanks, man.
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[03 Jun 2006|01:02am]
Note to all idiots who claim to enjoy Danielson Famile (or whatever he calls himself since the newfound hype): A nice, solid log of shit, while not quite diarrhea, is still shit.

Love,
Ben

PS listen to Marah
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[23 May 2006|02:19am]
I find I do my best work while stressed to the point of complete regression into full-blown non-health and functional retardation. A panic attack woke me up from a post-work nap at about 4 this afternoon and I have been skating on about ten millimetres of ice since then. And then I wrote the best song I've written since February. Someone give me cancer and AIDS so I can write Viva Last Blues.
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[21 May 2006|02:34am]
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[20 May 2006|03:42am]
So I just watched a shitty cam boot of United 93...the biggest tragedy was the air traffic controller's acting.

I I = _ _
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[12 May 2006|12:00am]


FOR THE FUCKING WIN OMG


YES!
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[08 May 2006|01:12am]
DevilsAgain: I shit once and rubbed it all over my chest
DevilsAgain: and then ate some of it
DevilsAgain: I was so fucking turned on
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[05 May 2006|09:25pm]
I hope every single politically-correct pseudo-intellectual who in any way tries to defend illegal aliens promptly remove their head from their cushy, pretentious asshole before the country goes beyond repair. I have no tolerance for it. Round up the illegal, coke-addicted wetbacks and send them the fuck back. They escape a corrupt and broken government in Mexico by bringing it all to us..fuck that. Throw them in a fucking bus and build a dome around the country so people can fix their own shit for a change. Anyone who tries to defend their illegal presence can get the fuck off of their pedestal immediately.

40% of all workers in L.A. County (L.A. County has 10 million people)
are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are
predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.

95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

Over 2/3's of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien
Mexicans on Medi-Cal whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican
nationals here illegally.

Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are
most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.

Did you know that less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops
but 29% are on welfare?

Did you know that over 70% of the United States annual population
growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York)
results from immigration?

Did you know that the cost of illegal immigration to the American taxpayer
in 1997 was a NET (after subtracting taxes immigrants pay) $70 BILLION a
year, [Professor Donald Huddle, Rice University]?

Did you know that the lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services used)
for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a NEGATIVE?

Did you know that 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens?
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[02 May 2006|08:37pm]








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[19 Apr 2006|03:31am]
When I was 13 and was a lonely 8th-grader, I wanted to be in Ozma.

When I was 14 and saw Ozma open for Weezer, I wanted to be in Ozma.

When I was 15 and wrote my first song, and smoked my first joint while listening to Ozma, I wanted to be in Ozma.

When I was 16 and Ozma broke up, I wanted to be in Ozma.

When I was 17 and forgot about Ozma, I didn't want to be in Ozma.

When I was 18 and found out that Ozma reunited, I really wanted to be in Ozma.

I will never be in Ozma.
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[18 Apr 2006|03:30am]
People with fishes where their heads should be )
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[17 Apr 2006|02:57am]


naaaaaa na na na naa naaah nah nah - kata-mari-dah-mah-seeeeeee
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[10 Apr 2006|07:26pm]
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[08 Apr 2006|05:03am]
[ music | sonic yoooth ]

i am never satisfied. and it's scaring the fucking piss out of me.

and forgive me for being dramatic and/or grasping at straws on the internet, but it honestly seems like no one gives a shit.

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[07 Apr 2006|04:40am]


Farewell Brendan & Sarah. Good luck on Attack of the Marriage. You traitor bitches.
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[06 Apr 2006|03:17am]
laying in bed tonight I was thinking
and listening to all the dogs
and the sirens and the shots
and how the careful man tries to dodge the bullets
while a happy man takes a walk
and maybe it is time to live
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[31 Mar 2006|10:18pm]
This is...this goes down so many levels. This is magnificent and I need to share it.

Click
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